The U.S. clinched a number one seed in the World War III Western Conference today after beating Afghanistan in their last regular season game. Kevin “MOAB” Durant dropped the game winning bomb on the Afghanistan team.
The American team is an overwhelming favorite to make it to the championship game against China, but only if they avoid those pesky Vietnam Underdogs. Kevin “MOAB” Durant, had this to say after setting fire to Afghanistan’s home field,
“It feels like we’re in our millionth overtime, but we’ll continue fighting for our third World Championship.”
The U.S. will play sixth seeded Syria next Saturday.