So, Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando; Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han’s thinkin’ he’s gonna have some wine, maybe flirt a little, then back to the ‘ol guest quarters with her hotness. But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; He doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do? He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.


Screenshot from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.